Page 2 (I thought it was a good name, so stick with it)

Well, here's the second page I've decided to write for this pitiful excuse of a homepage, and as you can most probably tell already, it's an absolute piece of crap. However please don't let this gross display of banality put you off from visiting this site sometime in the future, because as unbelievable as it may seem from the given examples, I can actually write good HTML code and make useful pages. This just isn't one of them.
Hmmm, maybe I should give an explanation for this sorry site, but then you most probably wouldn't believe me anyway, and as of this moment I can't think of one apart from wasting someone's (yes that would be you) time. Actually now that I mention wasting time, this site is a waste of my time as well, so please, take heart that I've most probably wasted more time making this site than you will looking at it.

Hmm, how interesting, a Mini Disc. Wow! It's blue as well, isn't that special, and if you look really closely it says, "INSERT THIS END" somewhere on it. Can you find it?

Ooh, ooh, look, it's another Mini Disc, and it's on the other side of the page (I told you I could write HTML code). I wonder what it says on those stickers though? Could it be an indication as to what sort of music I like? Well, looks like you people are way to good. Or are you, why are you still around here anyway. I've already given you two links to places. I'm getting bored of this page. Actually I'm so bored of this page that I can't even be bothered to throw in some links back to my other page.